Keep Your Hands Off of My Hate Crimes!!!

This Bill is Un-Constitutional!!!

Washington, D.C. -  Today, President Obama is signing the Matthew Shepard Hate Crime Bill, and in doing so he will be violating our Constitutional rights!  He will be taking us one step closer to his Socialist Commune.  It’s very simple, by taking away our ability to attack or kill someone based on their religion, race, or sexual orientation, our “honorable” President has infringed on our freedom of speech.  It’s called the Bill of Rights, Mr. President!  Ever read it?  Cause you’re flying in the face of the 1st article!

It is my God-given right to choose who to hate, and how I wish to deal with/attack them.  If I choose to beat up a Baptist for being so stupid, that is my way of “saying,”  “read a book dummy.”  If I shove a nerdy kid down a flight of stairs, it’s just my way of “saying,” “toughen up Nancy!”  If I were to put a knife to a Congresswoman’s throat, it would just be my way of  “saying,” “don’t you dare stop the health care industry from throwing money at me and my friends.”

What are you going to enact next, a Barney the Dinosaur Love Crime Bill*?  Because by your line of rationale Obama, I shouldn’t be allowed to hug someone, based on the same criteria.  So stop glad-handing all of the sissies and Jews, Mr. President, otherwise you’ll  look like a hypocrite.  So, stop while you’re ahead, and leave my hate crimes alone.  Any attempts to interfere with them, is against everything our Founding Fathers fought for!!!

We’re all familiar with how much of a prankster Washington and Franklin were.  And no on can forget the famous painting below, “Declaration of Sindependence,”  which depicts the famous trip of Thomas Jefferson by John Adams.  Adams was quoted later as saying, “Jefferson sounds like a fairy, when he speaks in Latin.”  So, if it’s good enough for the founders of this great DEMOCRACY, then it’s good enough for me, Mr. President.  So, leave my Hate Crimes alone!!!

I’m Bill O’Really.

John Adams hating on Thomas Jefferson.

* FOX Noose is actually all for the Love Crime Bill.