Bring Back the Glory Holes, America!!!
Gays don’t want to get married, they just want their Glory Holes back!!!
Wrigleyville, IL – It’s our own fault, people. We’ve been too intrusive on these deviants’ life styles. We should have left them in the shadows. If we want our freedom of speech and right to bare arms, then I guess we have to allow the sicko’s their female impersonating and right to bare shoulders.
You see, the gays aren’t stupid and they’re not monogamous, obviously. We all know that, so why would they fight for marriage equality? Because they realize, that the only way to keep our noses out of their business is to fight fire with fire. So, they’re getting political on us. They don’t want to get married! They don’t care how these elections turn out! They just want to make us talk about them and their sick, perverted lives. And it’s working!! I can’t get thoughts of these gays out of my head!!
You see, they’re willing to live their depraved lives in peace, as long as we leave them to it. But thanks to amateur gays, like former Sen. Larry Craig (R-Idaho) and Rep. Mark Foley (R-Florida), we’ve outed two of their main methods of practicing their “faith.” Glory Hole use has dropped off dramatically, since former Sen. Craig was caught in 2007. And you can’t even try to proposition young boys online these days, thanks to former Rep. Foley’s slip up in Congress. * What does that leave them? Back alley rendezvous? Nope, that got taken away during the celebrated gay-bashing movement of the late 80′s. Cross dressing? Nope, now that Crocodile Dundee taught us how to recognize and identify a “tranny,” that’s not an option. So what can they do?
Well, they’ve come after us politically. What choice did we give them? They’re forcing their bogus issues onto our immaculately clean and honest ballots. For what? For healthcare? As if any healthcare company would cover any of them.
It gets worse, they’ve even threatened to add homosexual info and guidelines to our grade school curriculum. Obviously, that’s not going to happen, but they’ve been able to scare people into the voting booths because of that threat. And once again, they aren’t interested in the results. They just want to send us a message; “Keep your noses out of our glory holes!”
Message received. – I’m Sean Calamity.
* Not to mention, Chris Hanson’s efforts to ruin the night life of pedophiles and gays.
bill0really
glenbekkk
seancalamity
britdume
saharafailin
anncoldterd
Right on. We all know that most of the guys that use the gloryhole service that gays provide are usually straight, married, and conservative. When straight men are happy, everyone else is, so let’s bring them back en masse. Many wives will thank you too.
I actually disagree with you on this 1 sean
Although I am a straight man, I do have some gay friends and when i asked them why they are gay?, they just retorted with “why am I straight?” and they said, just like i don’t have any sexual feelings towards guys, in fact it disgusts me, they have similar feelings towards women.
From that they said that “men want to marry women, and we have the same feelings to men as you do to women, so why can’t we get married?”
Although, the fact that I’m English and not American may affect my judgment in your opinion, I’m pretty sure others would say the same thing