GOP Pulls Out It’s Big Guns

Senate Republicans are taking their balls and going home!

Washington D.C. – The Democraps thought they could get away with passing health reform using reconciliation?  Well the Republicans can play that game too.*  The Republicans aren’t going to throw a tantrum.  They’re going to show their grit and determination, by holding their breath.  You don’t want to play fair, Democraps?  Well, John McCaint is going to take his balls and go home.  The Repubes are using a little known rule that states that committee hearings can only continue after 2 hours if there is unanimous  consent.  And the Repubes don’t plan to give consent on anything.

Not only do the Senate Republicans hope to stall the health reform, but they’ll stall everything being considered.  John McCaint, “You want a hearing about training the Afghan police?  Not our problem, Obama.  You should have thought about that, before you pushed this healthcare package.” And McCaint means it.  He’s going to figuratively sit and pout, until the Democraps see reason.  (Not likely)  Then when nothing gets done, the GOP can blame the Democraps for being unproductive.  The next election is basically already won.

And that’s just for starters, the Repubes already have plans to stall the healthcare bill if/when they finally get to it.  McCaint went on to say, “We’re also going to make a lot of useless amendments to the health care bill.  Some of them suggesting things that we had removed.  Why you ask, Obama?  To piss you off, Kemosabe.”

Things don’t look good for the healthcare bill, Obama, or the American people, but things are sure starting to look rosy for the Conservatives on the Hill and across the country.**

-I’m Ann Coldterd, and I like what I see in the mirror, America.  (my face)

McCaint holding his breath in front of the Repulican Treehouse on Capitol Hill

* Not literally, since they don’t have enough voting members

** God’s Chosen Elite

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