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Bill O’Really loves America. If you don’t, then you can go to Hell (France).
Glen Bekkk was too dumb to be a nerd, so he decided to be a bully. Now, he just acts crazy. He’s so crazy, that he won’t hesitate to tell you the truth. The whole truth, and nothing but. You are the recipients of this gift. The gift of his un-filtered mind on this beautiful website. Glen legally added a “k” to his last name, because although he is not a member of the KKK, he does believe that they are all good kissers.
Sean Calamity was too dumb to bea nerd, so he decided to be a bully. Unfortunately, he was too weak to be a bully. So, he became the first hybrid nerd/bully, a Berd, or Nully. With his new found role defined, he decided to take on the Liberals. He can now confuse the tough liberals with words and numbers, and yell down any leftists that actually have information. He’s unstoppable.
Ann Coldterd 48 years ago a herd of yak were crossing the glacial plains of Northern Greenland. 2 of these yak defecated on the glacier. This pile of yak dung gained sentience, and attempted to follow it’s “parents.” Unable to keep up, the dung pile was taken under the wing of an iceberg, and FOX Noose is glad she was. This cold as ice pile of crap is now one of our most special contributors.
Sahara Failin Former Alaska Governor. Former Vice Presidential Hopeful. Maverick. Straight-shooter. American. Yeah, American.
Brit Dume knew from a very young age that he would read the “news.” He could read off a teleprompter, running in reverse, off of a mirror, in the rain, when he was only 2 months old. Now, he’ll read anything you put in front of him. He’s so good, he can almost see the future. (but only for a few seconds).